Thoroughly Kissed
By: Jess

“That’s nice.”

Unbelievable.

She sat herself down on the sofa behind him, tucking her legs under her.  He hadn’t seen her in a month and he couldn’t tear himself away from a video game?   “Baby?” she cooed letting her hands fall over his shoulders, sliding down his chest as she leaned down.

“Hmm…”

“Missed you.”

“Yeah.”

“Really missed you.”

“Uh-huh….”

He never looked away from the television set.  Both eyes glued, all concentration on the video game he was playing in front of him.

“I met someone while you were on tour.  I’m having an affair.”

“Good.”

“I’m leaving you.”

“That’s nice baby...”

“So I’m pregnant.”

“Right.”

“Twins.”

“Uh-huh…”

“Thinking of naming them after your dogs.  What do you think?”

“Sure.”

She sat back.  He wasn’t paying any attention.  At.  All.  Perhaps it was time to start getting drastic. 

“I’m naked back here.”

“Really.”

“Completely in the nude.”

“Uh-huh.”

“I feel like having kinky sex in every room of the house.”

“Sure whatever.”

Well they always did say that actions spoke louder than words.  She took off her top and dropped it in front of his face.

But it didn’t do a thing.

Neither did the pair of jeans that followed. 

She fought the urge to jump in front of the tv and snatch the controller away from him.  But held 
herself back momentarily.  Hands bunching up against the sofa, she sat there in nothing but her underwear contemplating what in the hell she was going to have to pull to get some attention from her so called boyfriend.  Her fingers tapped listlessly.  She bit her lip in agitation.  And when push came to shove… 

“Screw it,” she declared before moving. 

Obstructing his view of the television screen she knelt right in front of him so that they were eye level and grabbed him by his shirt.  And before he knew it her lips were on his because she’d decided one could never go wrong with being thoroughly kissed.   And though she could have sworn she heard him say something about almost beating the level, it took less than a second for him to give in to her and drop that stupid controller.  She smiled against his mouth when his arms wrapped around her waist and he pulled her into his lap.  Thoroughly kissed indeed.  Her lips were swollen by the time they came up for air.

“Love you,” she breathed out, her forehead pressed against his.

His fingers brushed across her cheek, and he smiled.  “Love you too baby, but not enough to name our kids after the dogs.”

Her mouth gaped open. 

He smirked.  “I was waiting for you to take off your bra.”

Instead of answering or acknowledging the statement, she reached back and pressed the reset button on the video game console.  Untangling herself from his arms she picked up the fallen controller.

“Sweetie?”

All eyes were concentrated on the screen in front of her.

He frowned.  “The house is on fire.”

“That’s nice.”

His shirt fell to the floor right next to the top she had discarded earlier.

But it didn’t do a thing.

Neither did his pants.

She grinned when he snatched the controller out of her hands and threw it across the room.

And she laughed when he fell down back beside her and thoroughly kissed her.

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